September 2009
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...”
– Mark Twain
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“Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him...”
– Louis L’Amour - http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/l/louislamo104026.html
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Don't ask. It ain't happening.
To those who I’ve never met, who @reply me on Twitter… I won’t follow you. Those who I’ve followed in the past, I’m not going to unfollow, I think they’re great, but I don’t do follow-for-follow schemes unless I say that I’m going to do it - and if I do, I’ll probably state it’s for a specific set of people. Don’t ask. I’ll...
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“One of the experts bought his first piece at the age of four, so they did start...”
– Michael Aspel
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Derren sticks fan to seat for hours.
TV FAN Johnathan Whitfield was stuck to his chair for 12 hours after being hypnotised by illusionist Derren Brown.
He was left watching the Channel 4 show How To Control The Nation while partner Katie Lunn went out.
But Katie, 23, returned at midnight to find Johnathan immobile after watching Brown’s latest trick which he claimed would leave viewers unable to leave their seats.
Tipsy Katie...
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MOST of my twitter followers...
These are most of my amazing, lovely and awesome @AdamAyrton Twitter followers. Sorry if you’re not on there - I’ll make sure you are next time if you drop me an @reply. You guys are all so awesome. :) x
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“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...”
– Douglas Adams
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Mine and Austins' MSN chat...
Austin: 24 cans of Redbull down.
Me: Shocked you haven't blacked out yet
Austin:
Me: I think those 24 cans are taking effect...
Austin:
Me: You'll be pissing out the river Nile soon.
Austin: That's impossible, and that's what makes you so funny.
I'm still undecided whether that's good or not...
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I need to clarify something...
I need to clarify something to all you lovely peoples. On my Twitter, I’ve received countless @AdamAyrton’s asking for my school, where I live, or where I am when I tweet.
I need to clarify that I won’t disclose where my school is, or where I live over the internet, nor will I say where I am in my tweets until I’ve left, or are just leaving. The only exception will be if...
Downside of going downstairs...
I want to go downstairs to watch SKY, I can tweet on Twittix but my email on my phone isn’t that fast and I won’t be able to update my Tumblr. :(
I could ‘borrow’ my sisters laptop… but then my mother will be asking questions.
I guess I could update Tumblr later… come upstairs once every 2 hours-or-so, but until then, catch me updating my Twitter every 30...
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MSN arguments rock...
George: Stupid fat kid
Me: Stupid skinny kid
George: But I'm smarter then you, Hence fail.
Me: But I'm thicker then you, Hence win...
Me: I think...
George: ...
UPDATE: Police respond over shooting fine
Police have apologised to a call centre worker shot during a firearms awareness training course and admitted the incident was “embarrassing”.
Call centre worker Keith Tilbury, 51, was shot by Pc Dave Micklethwaite, 52, who accidentally slipped a live bullet into a Magnum .44 revolver during a training day in Kidlington in May 2007.
The force was fined £40,000 by Southwark Crown Court today and...
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
– Emo Philips
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“The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 seconds a...”
– C. S. Lewis
In my past posts...
1,138 Words posted 29 New posts. Juss’ thought I’d share that with you. Adam xx
Waiting...
I’m waiting here for Callum to hurry up. He said someone was going to drop him off, but so far, the only cars I see are of those of parents dropping their kids off at the primary school around the corner.
He should really hurry up. I could walk faster, and I’m not kidding. My house isn’t that far away. Also, before anyone asks, NO, I’m not walking to his house....
Going down town
Seeing as school’s shut today, I’m going down town.
Callum’s going to listen to my subliminal message and we’re going to buy microphones for his talent show on the 17th. This is going to be a good day. After we’ve brought food and he’s been made to clap, dance and stick to his seat via subliminal messages, we’ll eat some more. Yay!
I love making people...
No School!
School is shut! Major power failure! Horrah!
Isn't it the weekend?
Mum: Isn't it Saturday today?
Dad: No - It's Thursday!
Sister: No - I thought it was Tuesday
Me: You're all wrong. It's Wednesday...
“God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.”
– Paul Valery
More about me...
A few people @AdamAyrton‘d me on Twitter asking to know more about me, so I thought I’d post it all here. I’m going to write it as a Wikipedia article. Sounds more professional that way.
Adam Ayrton Stoner (born 21st May) likes to think of himself as a Magician, Showman, Mentalist and Illusionist. He was born in Oxford, UK and educated at St. Birinus School. Inspired by...
Walking home.
I wish I had a car. Then I could drive home from school. Aha.
When Callum listened to my Subliminal message...
Callum: What do I do again?
Adam: Just stay there, and listen.
Callum: Okay.
Few moments later
Adam: How do you feel?
Callum: Was your subliminal meant to turn me on!?
“Normal people are boring. It’s good to be wired.”
– Lexie Smethers - My sisters friend.
“There’s going to be a point, where you will either allow it to work, or...”
– Derren Brown on his Subliminal message film played in “How to control the nation”
"About me"
I’ve changed the “About me” section, which can now be seen to the right of this post. :)
I think it’s an apt description of myself. Adam. xx
Subliminals
I’m working on a subliminal audio message for Scouting Makes Talent (I’ll be hosting the interval).
I’m going to make them: Stand up, Clap, and Stick them to their seats. I’ll upload the clip here, and guidelines when I’ve made it.
Any more ideas? :)
It's rarther quiet...
AdamStoner via his 3 mobile.
Hiking again...
Hello. See, I said that I would be happy in taking hiking up as a hobby, but the problem is, in Oxfordshire, there are no worth-while hiking trails. And don’t you dare say ”Hike to the trail”… AdamStoner via his 3 mobile.
Typical Monday mornings.
Hello. I’ve just woken up to discover it’s Monday, not Sunday as I previously thought. Don’t worry, that happens alot to me. Today, my lessons are: Spanish (boring) Science (boring) Maths (BORING) Tech (Electronics - boring) English (not TOO bad) Nice… o_0 AdamStoner via his 3 mobile.
Ah. Can't sleep.
I know, I know. It’s WAY before my *bedtime* - but I’m so sleepy, and just can’t sleep. I’m going to take lots of pictures and upload them over the next few months. I quite fancy myself as a photographer. Anyways, I’ve been pretending that I’ve been on a TV show I saw a few days ago called ”Alone in the Wild” - which is maybe why I can’t sleep....
Logging off.
I’m logging off from my PC today. I’ll post tommorow. Promise.
Goodnight Tumblverse. xx
Hiking...
I think I should take Hiking up as a hobby. It looks quite interesting, mainly because you see so many awesome things. Then again, I’d want my camera close to hand so that I could take some photos and upload them to my Flickr account, and I’ll need my phone, I don’t like social isolation.
I could tweet the pictures. I get used to walking, I walk about 3 miles a day to and...
Sleepy.
I like sleep. It’s like heaven. Although, without the fluffy clouds… you’ve just got fluffy pillows instead. I think, I want to do something like that Alone in the Wild programme. Has anyone seen it?
I really need too...
I really need to post more into these blog posts… but the Simpsons is on. It can wait. ;)
My Social Network →
What is “Zubui” for? Zubui allows you can communicate with your friends, family, colleagues by exchanging short status messages (160 characters) Just say what’s going on right now.
Why should I use “Zubui”? You are going to movies, jogging or party? Say it. Your friends would like to hear it from you :). Keeps you in touch!
How “Zubui” works?...
Hopefully you like my new Background...
I hope you like my new Tumblr Background. I know I like it. :)
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– Shaun of the Dead.